There's An Evil Monkey In My Closet!!!

I am not losing my mind. There is an evil monkey that lives in my closet...And it seems that no matter what I do it just doesn't want to leave me alone. It is always there laughing when my aces get cracked by Jack, Five suited. It is forever showing its grtty, ivory teeth sniping down on me with an extended finger and piercing eyes calling me a "sick pup". That dang monkey is going to get a banana shoved down its fribbin' throat!! I HATE YOU EVIL MONKEY!!!!

Okay, now I hope I didn't scare you off with that flashback. Seriously people, I would like to welcome you all to my blog, Beware of The Monkey. Strange title for a poker blog right? But what do you expect from a former Theater Major, who took creative writing classes. I took the evil monkey reference from the cartoon sitcom, Family Guy. Chris Griffin is constantly at war with a psychotic monkey that resides in his closet. In a sense that what poker is to me, something I am constantly at war with. Yet, still I have a positive, comical outlook with it. Plus, I mean I have an active imagination and I am a big goofball. So, naturally I had to incorporate my eccentric personality and creative juices into my poker. Whether its the tourney's I play in online or the cash games I play in live at the Horseshoe Casino, I will discuss openly what I was thinking, why I did what I did, and I welcome any questions or thoughts into what I post. And no it won't be all poker. I will have a full plate of ideas that leave my head and head onto the world wide net. From events that are happening around the world or down the street from me. Well maybe not down the street. Not a lot intersting there, maybe there is a bum or two. I just hope that all who read this will take something from what I write and what I think. Some is relevant and some may be some of the most ridiculous stuff you have ever heard. At the very least you should get a kick out of it and the events of my life. I think the things I experience in my life are funny, comical even. All I can say is enjoy, and Beware of The Monkey......